“. . . the other side hasn’t been able to do anything but thump the Bible.” – Bill O’Reilly talking about people who oppose homosexual marriage. With these twelve words, the cockalorum—the Strident Conservative Word of the Day—of “the most-watched program in…
Author: David Leach
Senator Patty Murray CAGW Porker Of The Month
(Washington, D.C.) – Today, Citizens Against Government Waste (CAGW) named Senate Budget Committee Chairwoman Patty Murray (D-Wash.) its March 2013 Porker of the Month for spearheading Senate Democrats’ excessively expensive fiscal year (FY) 2014 budget proposal, “Foundation for Growth: Restoring…
Christ Is Risen! He Is Risen Indeed!
Mark 16 1: And when the Sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James, and Salome, bought spices, so that they might go and anoint him. 2: And very early on the first day of the week…
It Takes A Talking Ass To Be Jim Carrey
As you probably know, Jim Carrey made a disgusting video that ridiculed gun-rights supporters as rednecks with small penises—as if there aren’t any women who support gun rights—and culminates with the middle finger being given to anyone who believes in the 2nd Amendment. I…
Conservative Comedy 3/27/13 – Early Edition
No, it’s not Friday. We are bringing you this week’s edition of Conservative Comedy early in order to honor Good Friday and the upcoming Easter weekend. As we announced last week, we are bringing you Hope N Change from the Conservative…
Conservative Comedy 3/22/13
It’s Friday. . . and you all know what that means. It’s time for some laughs to start the weekend. Starting this week, in addition to our weekly dose of great Conservative humor from Jodi Miller and Newsbusted (brought to…
Lindsey Graham Enshrined In The G.O.P. Hall Of Shame
Have you heard that scientists are going to start using lawyers and politicians instead of rats for laboratory experiments? Apparently, this keeps the scientists from becoming too attached to their subjects . . . and there are simply some things even a rat won’t…
