As John McCain would say, “Allahu Akbar It’s Friday!” And of course that means it’s time for some conservative comedy. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend.

This week’s Democratic debate was an inspiring exchange of new ideas, fresh perspectives, good old-fashioned patriotism. Oh, who are we trying to kid? We wouldn’t watch these idiots with a gun (easily purchased on the Internet with no background check) held to our head.

Speaking of which, and in all seriousness, we’d like to point out that in one year the long national nightmare of Barack Obama will finally be over, and the continued pursuit of Dr. King’s dream – which we wholeheartedly share – will be able to pick up where it left off. Give or take 50 years.

Jodi Miller at Newsbusted takes us into the weekend with these headlines: Last week’s winners of the $1.5 billion Powerball jackpot have something in common with Hillary Clinton, Obama’s recent State of the Union address was viewed by a record low number of Americans, and Al Jazeera goes out of business. Additional stories include: Lindsey Graham’s endorsement of Jeb Bush, the recent Democrat debate, and Martin O’Malley continues to lose ground against Hillary and Bernie Sanders. She wraps up this week with a report on the recently announced WalMart closures, and Hillary’s reason for not attending the “13 Hours” movie.

Democrats are anxious over the prospects of a Hillary presidency because of her numerous scandals, not to mention the idea that Bill Clinton would be living in the White House again. Now, thanks to the fine work by DNC Pharmaceuticals, a new product has been developed to cure Clinton Anxiety — Tryphorgetin.

AlfonZo Rachel is a big fan of superhero movies. But did you know that the Bible is replete with stories about real superheroes? In this ZoNation, he examines possible unsung superheroes known as the fathers of the Nephilim.

Zo is a Christian conservative social / political humorist, whose work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid fire rant style in his video commentaries called, ZoNation, featured on PJ Media. If you like his work, you can experience the creative energy and conservative insight that Zo delivers in every show by ordering the ZoNation Complete Series Collection.

Have a great weekend!