Welcome to another edition of Conservative Comedy Friday, where we take a break to spend some time laughing at the crazy world we’re living in.

Children across America will soon don costumes and go door-to-door begging for candy and other treats. Normally a harmless and fun time, political correctness has turned the “holiday” into another opportunity for the left to be offended as they work to save the world from being exposed to such horrors as cowboy and Indian costumes.

In an effort to be fair to these snowflakes — actually, I do it to laugh at them — I present this hilarious song parody of Michael Jackson’s Thriller first introduced by Reason TV’s Remy last Halloween. Prepare to laugh as Remy culturally appropriates Michael Jackson in this presentation of Trigger.

With the growing acceptance of socialism by the next generation of Americans, there’s a growing desire by these immature minds to see America become more fair by redistributing the wealth.

Before joining CRTV and the Trump chorus line, Steven Crowder used to defend conservatism with hilarious videos. In this classic Hidden Cam Prank, he provides a group of young trick-or-treaters with a practical lesson on why this philosophy isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

I’ve always been a fan of Jerry Seinfeld and … yada, yada, yada … I often quote lines from his TV show in my work. He used to do a stand-up bit describing an American Halloween from a child’s point of view, from bad trick-or-treat candy to pajama-like costumes, based on his childhood experiences. At my age, he could be basing it on my experiences as well.

Have a great weekend!

 

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