Welcome to another edition Conservative Comedy. This week, we’re taking a look at the Gov. Gavin Newsom recall in California and transgender activism. But first, I’d like to share a little story with you.
A rabbi, a Hindu priest, and a politician went on a weekend hike. Facing exhaustion and unable to locate the hotel they planned to stay in, they went to a nearby farm to see if they could spend the night.
The farmer said, “Of course, but I only have a small room with two beds, so one of you will have to sleep in the barn.”
The Hindu priest said, “I need no material comforts. I will gladly take the barn.”
When the rabbi and the politician were just settling in, they heard a knock on the door and opened it to find the Hindu priest standing there. “So sorry, my friends,” said the Hindu priest. “There is a cow in the barn and I cannot sleep beside such a holy animal.”
“No problem, my brother,” said the rabbi. “I’ll take the barn.”
After the Hindu priest and the politician had settled in, they heard a knock on the door and opened it to find the rabbi standing there. “So sorry, my friends, but there’s a pig in the barn, and I can’t sleep beside such a filthy animal.”
Frustrated, he politician agreed to take the barn and said, “Let it be remembered that I sacrificed my comfort for the greater good.”
Just when the rabbi and the Hindu priest were settling in, they heard a knock on the door and opened it to find the pig and the cow standing there.
Near the end of 2020, Californians frustrated with the year’s worth of Gavin Newsom’s coronavirus tyranny launched a recall effort. The recall succeeded, and a special election will be scheduled soon.
When the election takes place, voters will need to decide who they want to replace Newsom if the recall succeeds. Will they vote for Gov. Gavin Newsom? Caitlyn Jenner? The guy with the bear? Reason TV thinks maybe they should just vote for the damn bear, and they’ve created a campaign video explaining why “Bear” makes the best candidate.
If Gavin Newsom loses the recall election, he’s going to need a new job. That’s why he’s hired a Job Placement Specialist to get the word out about his unique job skills that make him the right person for just about any job. Check out Newsom’s video resume provided by AwakenWithJP.
One of my favorite classic TV shows is The Twilight Zone, and one of my favorite episodes of that show is It’s a Good Life, and the storyline has an application when it comes to transgender activism.
In case you’re unfamiliar with it, that’s the episode where Billy Mummy plays the role of a “monster” who demands that anyone who comes in contact with him think happy thoughts and say happy things. If they don’t, he becomes displeased and wishes them into a cornfield or changes them into a grotesque, walking horror.
In our look at transgender activism, the Babylon Bee satirizes this episode of the Twilight Zone to show how LGBT radicals have become “monsters” in their own right. Imagine, if you will, a world in which you must agree with a trans activist or he’ll use his powers to… cancel you! This is The Woke Zone.
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