“. . . the other side hasn’t been able to do anything but thump the Bible.” – Bill O’Reilly talking about people who oppose homosexual marriage. With these twelve words, the cockalorum—the Strident Conservative Word of the Day—of “the most-watched program in…
Senator Patty Murray CAGW Porker Of The Month
(Washington, D.C.) – Today, Citizens Against Government Waste (CAGW) named Senate Budget Committee Chairwoman Patty Murray (D-Wash.) its March 2013 Porker of the Month for spearheading Senate Democrats’ excessively expensive fiscal year (FY) 2014 budget proposal, “Foundation for Growth: Restoring…
Obama’s New Energy Regulations Will Make George Soros Richer And Increase Gasoline Prices
On Good Friday, a day fewer people would be paying attention to the headlines than on most other days, the Obama administration released news about its plans to raise the price of gasoline. Gasoline prices for the first quarter of…
Christ Is Risen! He Is Risen Indeed!
Mark 16 1: And when the Sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James, and Salome, bought spices, so that they might go and anoint him. 2: And very early on the first day of the week…
Pipeline Or Not, Canadian Crude Oil Is Headed To The US
Environmentalists mistakenly think that blocking the Keystone pipeline will prevent crude oil, derived from Canada’s oil sands, from being extracted and from being conveyed into the US to be refined into gasoline, asphalt, and other products that are important to…
It Takes A Talking Ass To Be Jim Carrey
As you probably know, Jim Carrey made a disgusting video that ridiculed gun-rights supporters as rednecks with small penises—as if there aren’t any women who support gun rights—and culminates with the middle finger being given to anyone who believes in the 2nd Amendment. I…
Conservative Comedy 3/27/13 – Early Edition
No, it’s not Friday. We are bringing you this week’s edition of Conservative Comedy early in order to honor Good Friday and the upcoming Easter weekend. As we announced last week, we are bringing you Hope N Change from the Conservative…
