As Mitt “The Severe Conservative” Romney saw his coronation as the Republican candidate for President slipping away, he didn’t fire anyone – as we all know, he likes being able to fire people – instead, he hired someone. According to an unnamed…
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Newt Wins S.C. – Republican Establishment Better Wake Up!
In a win that has been described as a political earthquake, Newt Gingrich shook up the race for the Republican nomination by pulling off an upset against the “electable” Mitt Romney. I’m still trying to figure out how a man who…
H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A.
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Newt Plays The Fact Card Against Juan Williams’ Race Card
On a day when America celebrates the life and legacy of Martin Luther King, Jr., Juan Williams (proof positive that FOX News is not the bastion of conservatives that liberals believe it to be) decided to celebrate the day by…
I Agree With John Kerry
In a refreshing change of heart, it appears that John Kerry added another flip-flop to his long list of double-minded positions on an issue, but this time he was right in doing so and I agree with his new position. In an…
Most Popular Drug In Washington? Spenditol
Spenditol. . . Washington’s drug to cure everything
Republicans Want To Kill You
Yep, according to President Change, Republicans want you to die in order to balance the budget and he said as much at a recent town hall meeting. In true Saul Alinsky fashion, he took two unrelated events to demonize Republicans as…
